Pre-live beta preview · Checkout currently closed · no customer delivery without verified payment and human review
Vibe-Coded App Launch Safety Audit
A fast launch-safety triage for founders about to collect emails, payments, uploads, accounts, or user data from a vibe-coded app.
Server-gated beta checkout
$99 beta audit. The request button is intentionally server-gated. Until processor setup, webhook proof, and exact launch approval are complete, the server returns a safe closed response and no payment action is enqueued. After those gates pass, it can redirect to Stripe Checkout.
A checkout session is a payment attempt, not revenue. Revenue still requires processor/webhook/log evidence, matching tenant/mission/offer metadata, no refund/chargeback, and fulfillment review.
Checkout currently closed until processor setup, webhook proof, and launch approval exist.
What it checks
Public URL or sanitized export only: no secrets, no private customer data, no bank/payment credentials. The audit looks for launch blockers in intake, privacy copy, checkout evidence, upload boundaries, auth promises, and fulfillment claims.
What it is not
This is not a penetration test, not a security certification, not a legal opinion, not compliance certification, and not exploit testing. It is a practical launch-safety triage with a human review gate.
Why now
Small apps often ship a payment button, email form, or upload box before they have safe intake rules, refund handling, source-of-truth payment evidence, and redacted fulfillment. Those mistakes are fixable before launch.
Good-fit targets
- Landing pages taking emails before a beta launch.
- Small SaaS pages about to add Stripe, PayPal, Gumroad, or uploads.
- Vibe-coded demos with public URL and no sensitive production data.
- Founders who want an honest stop/go list before sending traffic.
Buyer terms before checkout opens
- Scope: static launch-safety triage only. Public URL or sanitized export review; no exploit testing, no login-required probing, no production customer-data review, and no security/compliance certification.
- Turnaround: target delivery is one business day after verified payment evidence and accepted intake. If Milo cannot safely accept the intake, no fulfillment starts.
- Authorization evidence: buyer must provide a redacted proof reference that they control or are authorized to submit the target. Checkbox-only authorization is not enough.
- Data retention: intake projection stores hashes and redacted proof refs, not raw email, raw notes, raw target URL, credentials, cookies, or private customer data. Delete/review requests go through support before fulfillment handoff.
- Refund: if payment is completed but the intake is rejected as unsafe, unauthorized, out of scope, or impossible to fulfill without secrets/protected access, the order is review-gated for refund or cancellation rather than delivered dishonestly.
- Support: support is asynchronous and written-only for this beta. Milo does not take phone calls, video interviews, robocalls, or live account-access sessions.
Evidence discipline
The funnel ledger for this offer separates draft, published, traffic, CTA, payment_attempt, payment_completed, fulfilled, and refund_or_issue. No stage is promoted by inference.
Human review gate: the first public customer report must be reviewed before delivery.
Review before purchase
Review intake requirements · Read the redacted sample report